I don’t fuck with that Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Towns Built:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8288
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	663
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimension Hops:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7362	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!