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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.