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LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3931
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Towns Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	4841
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	103
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.