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ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

action, Adventure, bethesda, chadcraft, Chads, Combat, eternally, Exploration, Fallout, fallout 3, feels good, Gaming, Mutants, open world, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, rule, SUPREME, Survival, vault dweller, video games, Wasteland, winning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

30s, age, burden, cope, Craft, CraftyCougars, CREEPIN, DATING, Irrelevant, Men, Old, peak, Reality, Reluctant, selection criteria, Server, single, society, stigma, view, Wall, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

action games, building, Community, Cooperative Games General, cooperative gaming, coopg, Democratic Detonation, Digging, divers.gg., Helldivers 2, Helldivers.io, MineMates, Multiplayer Games, online co-op, Patch 01.000.202, Sci Fi Games, strategy games, teamwork, Top-down Shooter, trolling, Updates, Warbond, Wartracker

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	4564
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

Anime, AnimeGamerGirlsOnly, culture, double standards, Entertainment, equality, feminism, games, Gaming, gender, hate, hobbies, interests, Like.., love, Media, Minecraft, Perception, PRETEND, representation, Secretly, Server, society, Stereotypes, unite, Video, video games, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crops Grown:	5470
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, batch command, compression, compression ratio, data compression, encoding software, Fat PS3, ffmpeg, file size reduction, legacy encoder, media encoding, pixelated, Storage, storage save, USB Media, video compression, video encoding, video processing, video quality, visual quality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

#workout, active lifestyle, blocky, Cardio, determination, endorphins, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh air, health, Joggers, Jogging, lol, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nature, outdoors, physical activity, RUN, Running, self-care, Server, stress relief, sweat, Victory, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	New Chunks Explored:	607053
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

blocky, Britanons, British cities, Brits, city exploration, city life, cityscape, CREEPERS, crumpets, cultural hubs, england, historical sites, Leeds, local cuisine, Minecraft, nightlife, population density, Server, shopping, tea, tourist attractions, travel destinations, United Kingdom, urban living, vibrant communities, West Yorkshire, Yorkshire

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

#youtube, BLOCK, comparison, Epic, Japanese singer, jpop, meets, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), online presence, Party, Performance, Popularity, singing, softer voice, Suisei, SUZUNA NAGIHARA, Suzunas, talent, Underrated, vibrato, vocal, vocal control, vocal range, vocal technique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!