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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 680 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!