i ate a gorilla – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HateCrafters
ANNOYING, Arrogant, characteristics, close-minded, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, HateCrafters, ignorant, inconsiderate, intolerant, Lazy, manipulative, NEGATIVE, Obnoxious, people, personality traits, Rude, selfish, TOXIC
Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with boring players who take the game way too seriously? Do you despise those try-hards who spend hours perfecting their builds and redstone contraptions? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! We welcome all types of players, from noobs to pros, as long as you’re ready to embrace the chaos. Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous mini-games, and even a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs.
So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, make new friends, and maybe even ride a pig into battle, then come join us on our server. Who needs serious Minecraft gameplay when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyEscape Minecraft Server
asylum seekers, Conflict, conscription, CraftyEscape, Crisis, displacement, draft dodging, eastern europe, Escape, Europe, FLEEING, forced migration, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political turmoil, refugee, Server, Ukraine, War
lol this server is like a sanctuary for all the minecrafters who just wanna build and chill, no war allowed here bro. we got unicorns roaming around giving out diamonds and rainbows that shoot out fireworks. if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about getting drafted into a minecraft war, cuz we’re all about peace and love here. come join us and escape the chaos of the outside world, build your dream castle and make friends with talking sheep. it’s a whole new world, man.

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BombCraftLand
airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, BombCraftLand, bombs, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, munitions, pentagon, US, violence, War, weapons
Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we drop bombs like it’s nobody’s business? We got 2,000-pound bombs raining down like confetti at a party, thanks to our special connection with the US government.
Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the explosive madness! Build your own bomb shelter or watch your creations get blown to smithereens. It’s a blast, literally!
Who needs TNT when you have these bad boys dropping from the sky? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging death from above while trying to mine for diamonds. It’s a real blast, pun intended!

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TacoCraftersUnited
authentic, cuisine, Culinary, culinary heritage, culinary traditions, cultural appropriation, culture, food history, food origins, Fusion, Gastronomy, Globalization, History, ingredients, lime, mexican food, mexico, non-native, taco, TacoCraftersUnited, Traditional
join our epic minecraft server where we have TACOS that will blow your mind, bro. we got limes, we got cheese, we got meat that will make you question your whole existence. our tacos are so good, they’ll make you forget you’re even playing minecraft.
come on down to our server and experience the ultimate taco adventure. we’ve got taco mobs that drop taco loot, taco biomes where you can build your taco empire, and even a taco boss that will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate taco crown.
so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with no tacos in sight, come join us for a taco-filled extravaganza that will leave you craving more. trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our tacos, you’ll never want to leave. taco ’bout a good time!

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WildfireCraft2023
2023, air pollution, air quality, Canada, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, climate change, Disaster, Emissions, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat-trapping, India, natural disasters, Planes, Pollution, WildfireCraft2023, Wildfires
so like, this server is lit AF, just like Canada’s 2023 wildfires, except instead of burning down forests, we’re burning down the competition in Minecraft! we’re creating four times more fun than any other server out there, and we’re pumping more heat-trapping excitement into the air than India burning fossil fuels! join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together, in a totally non-destructive and totally awesome way!

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Hermes
Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Friends, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Survival
Hermes Survival a brand new hermes survival Join now Make your friends Build,survive and make your own community with your friends. Friendly Survival
HERMES.fivem.be:25589

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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is the smell!

Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, PvP griefing stealing hacking Java 1.20.6 Discord resets bed TP land claim cheating Survival IP Website Fun Join Now play hdw.dog 5FwnHSYHex SC_OFF, smell, Surviving, Water

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Description	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6.
Reset Voting	Players can vote for resets on Discord.
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.

– No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP, griefing, stealing are allowed as part of the gameplay.
How often can I vote for resets?	You can vote for resets on Discord as per the server rules.

ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server
animal fighting, barbaric, Behavior, Blood Sport, brutality, chickens, ChickensCluckin, cockfighting, Competition, Cruelty, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, fascination, inhumane, Minecraft, morality, Psychology, Server, Spectator sport, thirdies, tradition, violence
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.
So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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DreamCraft Minecraft Server
coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, DreamCraft, emotional, feel, go to bed, insomnia, mental health, Minecraft, morning, movies, not to wake up, repeat, self-care, Server, Struggle, suicidal ideation, Therapy, torture, Wake Up, wishing
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up every morning not knowing if you’ll survive the day! Our unique gameplay includes daily torture challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. And if that’s not enough, we have movie nights where we watch films that will make you question your existence. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive our crazy world!

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Auntie’s Sleepover Quest
abusive behavior, aunt-nephew relationship, Aunties, child custody, child safety, co parenting, court orders, custody battle, drug use, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, maternal aunt, parenting decisions, Quest, sleepover, supervised visitation, trust issues, vindictive behavior, violation of court order, visitation rights
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for reality TV shows, it’s for building blocks too! Join us and experience the thrill of custody battles, deceitful aunts, and sneaky exes trying to kidnap your in-game child.
Build your own courthouse and hold virtual court sessions to decide who gets visitation rights and who gets banned from the server. Will you be the hero fighting for justice, or the villain causing chaos at every turn?
Don’t worry about being an asshole, on this server, everyone is a little bit of a scoundrel. So come on in and let the virtual drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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