i ate a gorilla – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CastleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Castlevania games? Are those pesky vampires and skeletons just too much for you to handle? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where the monsters are friendly, the dungeons are filled with candy, and the only thing you’ll be fighting is your uncontrollable laughter. Our server is so easy, even a creeper could beat it!

So why waste your time struggling through difficult games when you can join our server and have a blast without breaking a sweat? Come on over and let the good times roll!

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Dreaded Part Minecraft Server

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Tired of facing the dreaded Ender Dragon over and over again? Well, fear no more because on our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to give you hugs and kisses! Join us for a chance to befriend the Ender Dragon and have it fight by your side as you conquer the world!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who are experts in redstone engineering. Need a piston door built? Just ask one of our piggy pals and they’ll have it done in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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PreggoCraft: Hide & Seek with the In-Laws

#revelation, AITAH, anxiety, Complications, decision, exclusion, family, gossip, Hide, hurt feelings, in-laws, inlaws, outside perspective., PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, PRESSURE, Private, secrecy, Seek, Special, stress free, trust issues, valid reasons

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as keeping a pregnancy hidden from nosy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even your mother-in-law’s gossiping skills won’t be able to uncover it.

Join us for a wild ride of hiding and seeking, just like hiding a pregnancy from your extended family. Will you be able to keep your base hidden from prying eyes, just like you kept your baby hidden from your in-laws? Only time will tell!

Experience the thrill of revealing your creations to the world, just like revealing your newborn baby to your shocked family members. Will they be overjoyed or upset? Who knows, but it’ll definitely be entertaining!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the secrecy, and the thrill of keeping things hidden until the perfect moment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating family dynamics with a gossiping mother-in-law. You won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

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HappyCraft Minecraft Server

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The biggest secret to happiness is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So come join us and let the laughter and fun never end! Happiness awaits you on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)!

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RageCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

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ZelenskyCraft: Sorry Biden, Russia OP

ADVANCE, Apology, apology to Ukraine, biden, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military support, political apology, president, russia, Ukraine, united states, US, US-Russia relations, weapons delay, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like a soap opera? well, join our server cuz we got all the juicy drama u need!

imagine this: biden is in minecraft, right? and he’s like, “omg, sorry zelensky, i forgot to give u weapons so russia is advancing on u.” like, what even is that plot twist?

join our server for all the wild storylines and unexpected twists that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, we have epic builds and cool minigames to keep u entertained for hours.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft drama ever! who needs reality tv when u have our server, right?

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RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

6m21.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Vanilla on the Rocks: An Anarchy Server Without the Safety Net

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UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information
Welcome Message	Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community.
Server Type	Anarchy and Survival with rules
Server Features	4+ year old world, focus on authenticity, dedicated staff, Discord community
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having rules in place.

How old is the server world?

The server world is over 4 years old, allowing for endless creativity and exploration.

Are there rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

How do I join the server?

Visit the website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ to find information on joining the server.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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