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CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Votes:	537	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8259

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	1282
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!