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ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mines Excavated:	4227
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	252558

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3007	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	2053
New Chunks Explored:	617586	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!