HZA – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?
Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.
So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

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FightClubCraft
Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.
Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?
Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?
Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

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Airspace Alert Minecraft Server
air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute
yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!

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New Server IP
PixelPervsSKorea
“Youth, consent, criminal activity, criminal justice, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, Exploitation, internet, law enforcement, Manipulation, online safety, PixelPervsSKorea, privacy, scandal, sex crimes, social media, south korea, Technology, teens, Video editing
yo, u gotta join this server cuz like, we got deepfake sex crimes goin on like crazy in South Korea. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft roleplay, but with a twist. u can be a detective tryin to solve the crimes or u can be a deepfake criminal mastermind. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the scandalous world of deepfake sex crimes. u won’t find this kind of action on any other server, i swear.

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MineCorpPenalty
Accountability, assets, consequences, corporate responsibility, Corporations, crime, criminal behavior, equality, financial penalties, fines, Guilty, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, law, Legal System, MineCorpPenalty, Prison, punishment, Sentence, societal impact, white collar crime
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!
and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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InfoHoardingKids
attention span, Behavior, children, cognitive development., Decision making, Development, education, gather, immature, InfoHoardingKids, INFORMATION, information processing, knowledge acquisition, learning, memory retention, Psychology, researchers, study, task completion, task performance, Working Memory
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!
come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!
our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?
so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

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Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Claims, Custom, Discord, dont, Exist, fair, Graves, Griefing, Inclusivity, invite, java, killing, Longevity, love, Minecraft, Modded, Moderation, Mods, Myth, Nomad, Optimisers, Origins, Peace, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server
ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, cryptic message, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, Enigma, figuring out, hidden meaning, Interpretation, making sense, MemeQueens, Minecraft, perplexing statement, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, uncertainty, unclear communication, Understanding, Unraveling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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New Server IP
CraftyCreeper83760587 in Minecraft SMP
ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeper83760587, Minecraft, No. 83760587, smp, why
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering and llama yoga. So come on over and join the madness – just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond pants!

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SisSlob Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication Issues, dinner etiquette, Disgusting, disgusting habits, DISRESPECTFUL, EXTREME, family drama, family dynamics, gross behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate photos, Minecraft, NSFW, personal boundaries, personal space, Rude, Server, SisSlob, sisterly love., social norms, yeast rash
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s yeast infection photos? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your family dynamics.
Join us for a gaming experience that’s more shocking than receiving unsolicited NSFW pics from your own flesh and blood. We promise you won’t be bored, because we’ve got drama that even reality TV can’t compete with.
If you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your gaming life, come join us. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation that’s as awkward as explaining to your sister why sending those photos was a bad idea.
So, are you ready to dive into a world where boundaries are just a suggestion and anything goes? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

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