Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	51

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	113
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	406	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.

+18, Allowed, bedrock, Chill, Community, diamonds, Discord, Diverse, Events, Find, Friendly, Fun, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Life, Lost, Mature, Noobs, party games, Players, real, Skills, smp, Support, Survival, Talents, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1883	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Grownup Gamers
Website	http://grownupgamers.life
Discord	Join Discord
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Requirement	Must be 18 and above

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Grownup Gamers?

A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.

Q: What does the server offer?

A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.

Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?

A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.

HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1647	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2660	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4309
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	293
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

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