HypixelAlert Minecraft Servers

HypixelAlert Minecraft Servers

  • Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

    Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2802
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

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    Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Farms Harvested: 140
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

    Block Therapy: Digging Deeper
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Runes Activated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

    FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Magic Items Found: 4570
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 379
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

    Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

    Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

    NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8999
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlatoPartyCraft

    PlatoPartyCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1263
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mines Excavated: 4931

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crackers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4716
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 2372
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 106 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wypipo, I hope you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right – FLYING PIGS!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass with a coop full of those beauties!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll encounter the infamous Zombie Pigmen Disco Party. Trust me, you’ve never seen undead creatures bust a move like this before.

    So what are you waiting for, wypipo? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HellCraft Minecraft Server

    HellCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7211
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Potions Brewed: 67
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Well, look no further because Aaron Bushnell has been stuck in Hell for 3 months and he’s having the time of his life! Join our server and see if you can survive the fiery pits of Hell like Aaron did. Who knows, you might even make friends with some demons along the way. Watch out for the lava, it’s not just for decoration! Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Hell and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back! Check out Aaron’s journey in Hell here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxphYQxUXM.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

    DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3142
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 939275
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Items Found: 3620

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that players have been known to die from sheer excitement. From battling dragons to navigating treacherous lava pits, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even meet the infamous Creeper Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a wild ride, come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7888
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2863

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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