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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1212 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 348 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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