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LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Towns Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ores Mined:	3154
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	980
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	247	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	2288
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605406
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1435
Love Letters Sent:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Animals Bred:	189	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	452
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!