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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5328 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)