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CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	617306	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6687	Emeralds Found:	4371
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3040
Magic Items Found:	3983	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ores Mined:	8724	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	85646
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ores Mined:	3251	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime blues, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, midnight musings, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless in the country, sleepless in the world, sleepless nights, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyRedditorZ

Boredom, Communication, community engagement, CraftyRedditorZ, Curiosity, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, information sharing, internet, networking, News, Online Community, online discussion, procrastination, reddit, reddit community, social media, Technology, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!