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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!