ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	19

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Animals Bred:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/anime-kiss-%f0%9f%a5%b5/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Star Shards Collected:	195
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	2901
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1377
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Votes:	3102	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

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