NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5913	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5563	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
New Chunks Explored:	827060	Void Gems Collected:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	1936
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	719380	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5467	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3118	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	190
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	751	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

MomStepDadDramaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Duty, family dynamics, Family Values, love, loyalty, MomStepDadDramaCraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-parenting, stepfamily, Support, teenage rebellion, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.

But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!

CultEscapeCraft

cult abuse, cult awareness, cult brainwashing, cult control, cult escapee, cult exit, cult experience, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leader, cult manipulation, cult member, cult psychology, cult recovery, cult support, cult survivor, cult tactics, cult trauma, cult warning signs, CultEscapeCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7532
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Have you ever been part of a cult and thought, “Hmm, this is getting a bit too cult-y for me”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for ex-cult members to find solace and freedom!

Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.

So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?

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