Hyper Muscle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to another Gay Hyper Muscle Minecraft SMP!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Animals Bred:	67
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3465
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the Gay Hyper Muscle SMP, where the only rule is to flex those pixelated muscles and have a fabulous time!

Join us for epic build battles where the winner gets a sparkly crown made of diamonds and unicorn tears. Explore our vast world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret disco party in the mines or a group of villagers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of buff, shirtless mods who will swoop in to save the day if things get too wild. And trust us, things get wild. From impromptu fashion shows to spontaneous llama parades, there’s never a dull moment on Gay Hyper Muscle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fabulousness shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or hosting a bake sale with the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on Gay Hyper Muscle!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay athletes, gay community, gay muscle men, gay muscle worship, gay pride, gayest, gym culture, hyper masculinity, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, HyperMuscleCraft, LGBTQ, Minecraft, muscle domination, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, muscular men, Server, strength training

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2921
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7912
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1721	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8779	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	790	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3564
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!