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HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4802	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crops Grown:	9655	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9335
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crops Grown:	1621	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3176	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!