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NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7888	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5501

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	193	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Animals Bred:	96	Buildings Constructed:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	161	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	76	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1349	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!