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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8044 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 83 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 299 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.
But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?
And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
