Hymac Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	1037	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1104	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	252
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	3530	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

ainz ooal gown, albedo, Anime, anticipation, best girl, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Edition, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite, FANTASY, guild members, isekai, light novel, LN adaptation, Magic, Overlord, powerful protagonist, screen adaptation, supreme beings, virtual reality, world domination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!