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Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3143	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	221
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	141480
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	877

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

LottoLlamaCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Zombie Dances:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2035	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

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Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Buildings Constructed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!