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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8611	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magic Items Found:	1380
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9003
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	8331	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	603

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.