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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3118
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1340	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1321
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4469

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	3689	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!