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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7174	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	8909	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4539	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9459	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2645
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	2365	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!