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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Potions Brewed:	150
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898109	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	9760	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	6979

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”