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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 284 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
