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LoveHim Minecraft Server

Admiration, adoration, Affection, answer, attraction, Caring, devotion, emotions, feelings, Fondness, genuine, Heartfelt, infatuation, love, LoveHim, Minecraft, Passion, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, Sincere, true love, unironic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master of the universe, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

One unironic answer: Join our server for a fun and unique Minecraft experience!

HomerCraft SMP – HOMER MAAAAD!

Angry, animated, cartoon, Character, classic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, homer, homer simpson, HomerCraft, iconic, Internet Sensation, MAAAAD, mad, meme, Popular, reaction video, Simpsons, smp, tv show, viral video, Yelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, wacky, and totally insane rollercoaster ride! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers who just want a hug (watch out for the explosions though)!

Our server is so crazy that even Homer Simpson himself would be like “Maaaad!” We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of cheese, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic and LOL-worthy Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment

aita, annoyance, apartment, baby daddy, Best Friend, BFFsNoBDAllowedApartment, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, emotions, Fatherhood, forgiveness, Hotel, rules, stealing, Support, Trust, Twins

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll witness epic battles, heart-wrenching betrayals, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll encounter friends, enemies, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to kick out your best friend and her baby daddy from your virtual apartment! But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Softie4U Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Body language, caring behavior, emotional bond, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Fondness, gentle touch, infatuation, love signals, loving actions, Minecraft, romantic gestures, signs of affection, smp, soft corner, soft spot, Softie4U, special treatment, sweet gestures, tender feelings, Thoughtful gestures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	4285
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	6125	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	145	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have players who will build you a statue made entirely out of diamond blocks if they have a soft spot for you. And if that’s not enough, our resident prankster will fill your house with chickens as a sign of affection.

But wait, there’s more! If someone really likes you, they might even build you a roller coaster that leads straight to a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a Minecraft SMP like this?

So come join us and see just how crazy things can get when you have a soft spot for someone in Minecraft!

NoBreakNoCraft

breaks, don’t use, if you don’t use it, long tail, NoBreakNoCraft, tags, what breaks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	284
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

accusations, BankHeist, Banking Ethics, banking industry, banking regulations, Banking Scandal, Cheating Customers, consumer rights, corporate corruption, Customer Deception, Customer Protection, Ethical Breach, financial fraud, financial institutions, Financial Misconduct, financial scams, fraudulent practices, legal action, Massive Banks, Minecraft, regulatory violations, Server, white collar crime

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

airstrike, base, boom, Conflict, Conoco gas field, ConocoCraft, Crisis, Defense, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, news coverage, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, state media, Syria, Tension, US airbase, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

Analysis, aussies, Australians, BlockDownUnder, comparison, English-speaking countries, health, high income, International, life expectancy, Lifestyle, longevity data, longevity trends, outlive, PEERS, research, statistics, study, uk, US, worst performer

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

activities, Auctions, bedrock, block party, Community, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, Ender, Events, java, KitPvP, mascot, Minearchy, Parkour, party games, Prophunt, Quake, Relaxing, Safe Zones, Server, smp, Survival, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6024	Dragon Eggs Found:	6498
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

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Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!