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  • HateCrafters

    HateCrafters
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abcde Craft

    Abcde Craft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7183
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4709 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 105

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABCDE Craft Season 1 is live with many ways to earn real money from playing! Survival, Economy, Sky Block and Parkour challenges await you! Prizes are worth over $250,000!

    abcdecraft.xyz

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  • WILD

    WILD
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3517
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    VIJO MC survival server!

    We are a Norwegian minecraft survival server under construction. We use mcmmo, towny, autorank and much more!

    213.170.135.125

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 559
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even wear your Dominus Collection while playing Sisters mode? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Join us for non-stop laughter and fun as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in the craziest game modes you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, on our server, the Sisters mode is not just playable, it’s downright legendary.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two (or three, or four…). Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP

    Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Alien Abductions: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 205 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to fall into a hilarious adventure on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and unexpected shenanigans!

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our Fall Season Lineup! We’ve got a pumpkin spice latte-themed building competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet (because who wouldn’t want that, am I right?).

    But that’s not all! We also have a turkey hunt event where players have to track down the elusive “Turkey King” and challenge him to a dance-off for a chance to win a pet turkey that poops out golden nuggets (yes, you read that right).

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, our server is also home to the legendary “Leafy Llama Gang” who roam the land on llama-back, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CatNapOrByeFelicia

    CatNapOrByeFelicia
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3437
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

    Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

    So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMindBoosters

    CraftyMindBoosters
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3296
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and ruining your day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so relaxing, it’s been known to cure insomnia, anxiety, and even the dreaded “minecraft rage”. So come on, join us and let your worries float away like a blocky cloud in the sky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma

    ElderlyCraft: Japan’s Demographic Dilemma
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6619
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have an abundance of old people who can’t find jobs cuz they’re too busy playing minecraft all day! our server is like a retirement home but with creepers and zombies instead of bingo and shuffleboard. come build with us and help our elderly population fight off the hordes of mobs while they try to remember where they left their dentures. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and confusion, just like trying to navigate a japanese subway system during rush hour. join now and be part of the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Super Troopers Town

    Super Troopers Town
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5754
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if super troopers and waiting were, like, in the same town in minecraft. you could, like, be a cop and pull over players for speeding on their minecarts, or be a waiter and serve up some virtual food to hungry gamers. it’s, like, a crazy mashup of two iconic movies in one epic minecraft server.

    join our server for the ultimate roleplaying experience where you can be a goofy cop or a snarky waiter, all in the same town. plus, we have, like, exclusive mini-games where you can compete in wacky challenges inspired by the movies. trust us, it’s, like, the most hilarious and unpredictable server you’ll ever play on.

    so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness in this one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with super troopers and waiting colliding in the same universe. it’s, like, pure chaos and pure fun all rolled into one.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beak Quest: Penguin & Albatross Fun

    Beak Quest: Penguin & Albatross Fun
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9103
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got albatrosses and penguins with HIGHLY-SENSITIVE BEAKS, like whaaaat?! They be sniffin out food like nobody’s business, it’s like they got GPS in their beaks or sumthin! 🐧🦢

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a penguin rolls up with its super-sensitive beak and leads you to a hidden treasure chest full of goodies. It’s like having a little beak buddy guiding you through the world of Minecraft, how cool is that?!

    And don’t even get me started on the albatrosses, these majestic birds will swoop down from the sky and drop enchanted items right into your inventory. It’s like having your own personal delivery service, but with wings!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the animals are the real MVPs and the adventures are endless. Who needs regular old villagers when you can have highly-sensitive beaks leading the way?! 🤣🐦🐧

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