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MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

All, animations, augmented reality, Catch, controversy, Creatures, Digital, Entertainment, FANTASY, Gaming, gaming industry, gone too far, Gotta, innovation, Mesugaki, Monsters, pokecraft, pokemon, speculation, Technology, trends, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5970	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

activism, Beliefs, Conflict, Die, discrimination, Division, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, LOLzCraft, Politics, prejudice, protest, Radicalism, resistance, RIGHTOID, society, subhumans, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	230
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

anticipation, bring it on, can’t wait, CONTENT, craving, CREEPERS, desire, eager, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, longing, memes, more, Ready, spicy, VibeCraft, Vivian, vivian addict, vivian content, vivian fan, vivian fever, vivian love, vivian obsession, Vivians

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchantments Applied:	179
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, BAG, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, CONTENT, Events, Global, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, jp, JST, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, UTC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	5714	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	4429	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

#announcement, Canada, cultural exchange, curriculum, Diversity, education, Global, Government, heritage, implementation, International, Language, learning, linguistic, MapleCraft, meets, Program, sanskrit, SCHOOLs, Students, Traditional, Video

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6015	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.