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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6546 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1164 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special challenge for all the brave souls out there. Can you aim your urine directly into the center of the toilet bowl in our virtual bathrooms? If you can master this skill, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game and summon a rain of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.