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CraftyDisasterMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7569

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

50M, Amazon, Amazon damage, AmazonDamage, assets, Brazil, Brazil court, climate compensation, compensation, conservation, Court, Damage, Deforestation, Dirceu Kruger, Environmental, illegal, land degradation, lawsuit, Minecraft, penalty, preservation, Rancher, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

Banking, blocky, central bank, economic growth, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, hike, inflation, inflation rate, inflationary pressures, Interest, interest rate, interest rate hike, interest rate increase, market impact, monetary policy, monetary tightening, Rate, Rubles, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	1566	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

artistic abilities, Behavior, cleanliness, confession, Ethics, gender differences, Gender Roles, Honesty, hygiene, Kindness, Men, moral lapses, Morals, pathogenically disgusting, personality traits, Psychology, research, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

Glueeeed.pl

atmosphere, Future, Glueeeed.pl, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Starting Soon, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Towns Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl

Thugcraft: Where even the chickens walk with a swagger. 18+ only, bro. No chill on this server!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, apply, Australia, average player count, backups, Bro, build events, chickens, Chill, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, Datapacks, discord server, ELYTRA, End Gateways, Enderman Grief, English only., Europe, fire spawning, flat management structure, Friends, Jackbox, microphone, Mob Heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, peak player activity, player heads, PvP competitions, Server, shopping district, shulker shell, Silence Mobs, smp, swagger, Thugcraft, vanill, Vanilla, voice chat, walk, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	149	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who Are We?	We’re a group of friends from all over the world running Thugcraft together.
Why Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server with no restrictions or abusive mods.
Who Are We Looking For?	Players over 18 who enjoy a community-focused gameplay experience.
Community	Encourages cooperation, commerce, and regular community events.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat

FAQs

Q: How can I join Thugcraft?

A: Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

Q: What are the server’s technical details?

A: The server runs on Paper with settings that make it exactly like vanilla. It has great worldwide latency, regular backups, and a variety of datapacks to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, Thugcraft holds regular community events like build competitions, PvP competitions, and other game nights.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on Thugcraft?

A: Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply. The goal is to maintain an active community with peak player counts under 20.

Q: How do admins handle griefing on the server?

A: Admins have the ability to see who caused the griefing and can roll back changes on the fly. Regular backups are also performed to prevent data loss.

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CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Votes:	9884
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of spending hours creating pixel art in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, artists can generate high-quality, original vidya artwork in mere seconds! Say goodbye to tedious building and hello to instant masterpieces. Join now and unleash your inner Picasso in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Whoa! What a Wild World we live in!

Minecraft SMP: Fangy Friday – F*ck Jack Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7024	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you ready to hug that gator and dive into the Snoot Game? Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy mods, and even AI chatbots to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Blender models, low poly models, and a whole bunch of fics and art to keep you immersed in our wacky world. Plus, don’t forget to check out our Snoot Mods for even more outrageous gameplay.

Join us on this insane journey and see how different Wani would have been if Iadakan never died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!