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CHEOWORLD WINTER UPDATE Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, CHEOWORLD, Griefer survival, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Unique, winter update

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	8403	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to CHEOWORLD! This is a griefer survival server that won’t let you get bored! The server contains interesting mechanics that are not found on any server except CHEOWORLD!

cheoworld.mclan.ru

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Invictus SMP Server Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Is the server only for a specific platform?

A: No, our server is Bedrock compatible, so players from different platforms can join.

Q: Are there any in-game events?

A: Yes, we have community events and other activities for players to participate in.

Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 6th generation stealth fighters, China, Chinese engineers, Copium, Cosmic, Downfall, Espionage, F-22, High IQ, human Resources, ignorance, Musk, NIGGADS, niggers, non-Whites, pajeets, Quest, subhumans, tech development, WHITE POWER, yf-23

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality? Forget about China flying stealth fighters, join our server because we have NIGGADS – the cancelled American fighter that’s now redesigned for ultimate gaming experience. We may not have high IQ people left, but we sure have the craziest players who will blow your mind with their skills. Plus, we don’t support Pajeets, but we do support Musk’s theory that the US has bottom barrel human resources. So, if you’re ready to join a server where ignorance and white-power copium reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the madness and mayhem – join now!

/Gay Muscle Gut Minecraft SMP/

Bara, Bear Community, body positivity, Bodybuilding, CHUBBY, Chubby chaser, fat, FITNESS, Gay, Gaymers, gchub, Gut, LGBTQ, masculine, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle bear, Muscle worship, musclegut, smp, Strongfat, weightlifting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2124	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you a strongfat man who doesn’t quite fit in on other Minecraft SMPs like /bara/ or /gchub/? Well, look no further because /gmg/ is the place for you! We cater to all the gay muscleguts out there, no matter what level of fat or muscle you’re rocking.

Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.

So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

PatiencePaysOff in Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed results, determination, discipline, Endurance, fulfillment, hard work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, patience, PatiencePaysOff, perseverance, persistence, Rewards, satisfaction, self-control, smp, success, time investment, worth waiting for

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans. We got diamond giveaways every hour, a secret underground disco party, and a pet chicken that can do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper, then join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ScareCraft: Fav Movie?

chilling, Cinema, classic, Cult, FAV, Favorite, fear, film, Gore, Halloween, Horror, iconic, jump scares, Movie, Psychological, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream, slasher, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are scarier than a baby zombie in a dark cave? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate horror movie experience! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling adventure filled with haunted mansions, creepy forests, and jump scares around every corner. But be warned, you might just end up screaming like a noob who just got blown up by a creeper! So grab your popcorn, turn off the lights, and get ready for a Minecraft server experience that will have you saying “I should have just watched a scary movie instead!”

CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsWar, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military goals, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, peace plan, putin, rejection, russia, russia ukraine war, Server, territorial disputes, trump, Ukraine, US President-elect, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!

BlockyBootCamp

activism, Awareness, BlockyBootCamp, Community, international relations, Justice, military bases, movement, okinawa, Peace, personnel, protest, Rally, Safety, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, us military, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	6707
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Votes:	117	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.

melonlandia

24/7, building, Cooperative, Exploring, Friendly, Friends, melonlandia, Minecraft, multiplayer, small server, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	147
Zombie Dances:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Enchantments Applied:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	5337
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

This is a small, friendly 24/7 Minecraft server designed for 5-10 players. We focus solely on survival gameplay, ensuring a pure and engaging experience. Join us for a fun and cooperative environment where you can build, explore, and thrive together with friends.

melonlandia.falixsrv.me:36061

Eden SMP

1.21.3, Ancient Era, building, Civilizations, classical era, Collaborative, Community, Crafting, Discord, Eden, Exploration, java, Mature, Medieval Era, modern era, multiplayer, shopping district, smp, spawn town, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Welcome to Eden SMP! 🌥️
A vibrant, community-driven survival multiplayer server where the fascinating theme of civilisations come to life! Immerse yourself in an epic adventure where players collaborate and compete to shape their own unique civilisations through the ages.

👷🏼‍♂️ What is a civilisation?
Select from a variety of historical periods: the Ancient Era, the Classical Era, the Medieval Era, or the Modern Era. Each player can establish their own thriving civilisation while collaborating with others to weave a rich fabric of historical tales!

🚫 Our Rules:
– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect other players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

🏡 Spawn Town
Spawn coords are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! After you have selected an era for your civilisation, we encourage you to create a landmark that showcases your area for all to admire. Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn, which will also be designated as neutral territory for trading materials!

⚒️ Community Builds
If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Help us shape the communal spawn area with impressive structures and farms!

🕹️ Community Arcade
Unleash your creativity at our Community Arcade, located just north of spawn. Build your own games, and we may host regular arcade nights!

�� Join us at Eden SMP
Help us build a thriving, interconnected community where every player plays a crucial role in developing our unique world: Join Eden SMP

FAQs

1. Can I grief or steal from other players?

No, griefing, stealing, and trolling are not allowed on our server. Respect other players and their creations.

2. Are hacked clients or x-ray resource packs allowed?

No, the use of hacked clients or x-ray resource packs is strictly prohibited. Players caught using these will be banned.

3. Can I exploit glitches on the server?

No, exploiting glitches is against our rules. If you come across a glitch, please report it to the admins.

4. Is derogatory language allowed?

No, any use of derogatory language is not tolerated on our server. Respect all players and communicate positively.

5. Can I build a dirt house or a permanent 1×1 pillar?

No, please respect the world terrain and avoid building structures like dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars.

6. When can I enter the end dimension?

You can enter the end dimension only during the server-wide dragon fight event. Please wait for the designated time to explore the end.

7. How can I participate in community projects?

You can sign up for community projects by checking out our sign-up list for ideas or by proposing your own project idea. Collaborate with other players to build impressive structures and farms.

8. What can I do at the Community Arcade?

At the Community Arcade, you can unleash your creativity by building your own games. We may host regular arcade nights for players to enjoy.