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Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9163	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Towns Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	751
Players Killed by Monsters:	2452	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5192
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	2489
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!