humour quebecois Minecraft Servers

humour quebecois Minecraft Servers

  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 367
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7996 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 723
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2579
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1798 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2849
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9398 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3579
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Votes: 1506
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7575
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2291 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Votes: 8588 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6423
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4210 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9804
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7653 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4717
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Villages Defended: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8855
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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