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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, big leagueing, BMJ, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Cuck Man, CuckCraft, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Phil, satire, Server, WIT

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Votes:	6686	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing LMAO based BMJ big leagueing Cuck Man Phil – the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken named Phil who will guide you on your epic adventures. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? No problem. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Big Leagueing Cuck Man, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to insane quests and reward you with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll want to be on his good side.

So what are you waiting for? Join LMAO based BMJ big leagueing Cuck Man Phil today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

4 in the morning, age gap, childrens toys, early 40s, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Humorous, internet, Late, late night, Live Stream, Minecraft, Mio, Mios, night, ONLINE, playful, quirky, remember, Server, streaming, unexpected, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

KneeElbowsCraft

anatomy, ARMS, body parts, body structure, comparison, Connections, Elbows, funny, human body, humor, Humorous, joints, KneeElbowsCraft, knees, Legs, LIMBS, lower body, musculoskeletal, Physical, Similarities, upper body

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	290	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4426
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	4292
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’

Absurd, amusing, Chuckle, Comic, Comical, exaggerated, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, funny, Giggle, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Humorous, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, noise, Ridiculous, Server, silly, SNNNRRRK

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	239	Animals Bred:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!

Granny’s Boobies Minecraft Server

AMA, awkward, body positivity, boobies, Boobs, Candid, Elderly, EMBARRASSING, family, Family secrets, generation gap, Grandma, Grannys, humor, Humorous, Minecraft, oversharing, Personal, Server, Shocking.., Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll see next! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like stumbling upon your grandma’s boobs while exploring the world. Don’t worry, she’s just there to show off her epic diamond armor collection. Join now for a chance to witness more bizarre moments and create unforgettable memories in a world where anything can happen!

LevantineGF Minecraft Madness

#internetculture, arabic, Bro, culture, DATING, funny, genderroles, gf, humor, Humorous, levant, levantine, levantinebeauty, LevantineGF, levantinepride, madness, meme, middleeastern, Minecraft, relationship, socialmedia, stereotype, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find your very own Levantine girlfriend! 🤣🔥

Join our server for a chance to build the ultimate love nest with your Levantine girlfriend and show off your pixelated romance skills to all your friends. Who needs real relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Gain special powers on our server that will help you woo your Levantine girlfriend like never before. From flying pigs to diamond armor that makes you irresistible, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find true love in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get married in a virtual ceremony officiated by a creeper. 😂💍

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	149
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Minecraft LOLz: Anime OSTs Server – Get Ready to Laugh and Game with the Best Japanese Tunes!

Anime, background music, catchy, comedic moments, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Game, humor, Humorous, instrumental, Japan, japanese, LAUGH, lolz, Minecraft, Music, OSTs, quirky, Ready, Server, Soundtrack, soundtrack music, Tunes, upbeat, video game music

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mundane challenges? Want something that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate mind-bending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tribe of dancing llamas who will guide you through a magical portal made out of unicorn farts. Once you arrive in our world, you’ll be greeted by a talking tree who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a game of chicken nugget jousting, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and be granted access to the legendary Chicken Castle, where unlimited chicken wings await!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

SillySMPFoodFavs

bizarre food, culinary experiment, curious food combo, eccentric cuisine, food combination, odd food pairing, offbeat flavors, outlandish dish, peculiar food, peculiar pairing, quirky food, quirky taste, SillySMPFoodFavs, strange culinary creation, strange food, surprising flavors, unconventional food, unconventional mix, unexpected taste, unique food, unusual food

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).

MineCraftMorningRoutine

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, Commute, energized, Exercise, get dressed, healthy habits, journal, meditate, MineCraftMorningRoutine, morning routine, productive day, School, shower, start fresh, stretch, Wake Up, work, yawn

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Do you punch trees in your sleep? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

HarrisCraft: RussianRampage

Attacks, cyber attacks, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, digital security, Disinformation, election interference, election security, fake videos, foreign interference, Harris campaign, HarrisCraft, information warfare, microsoft, Misinformation, online threats, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian operatives, RussianRampage, social media, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	1070
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16

so, like, u know how u wanna play Minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy spy mission? well, this server is the place for u! we got Russian operatives tryna mess with ur game, but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us and help us take down these fake video makers while building the sickest Minecraft creations ever. it’s like James Bond meets Steve from Minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

Firestorm City – Blaze your way to victory!

Blaze, city, communities, community resilience, disaster management, emergency response, fire behavior, fire dynamics, fire ecology, fire mitigation, fire modeling, fire risk, fire safety, fire spread, Firestorm, Modeling, natural disasters, risk assessment, Urban planning, Victory, wildfire management, wildfire prevention, wildfire research, Wildfires

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	296
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

So, like, this server is lit AF, just like a wildfire spreading through a village. You gotta join cuz it’s gonna be a real fire show, not like those boring servers where nothing happens. We got crazy events like lava parkour and TNT tag, it’s gonna be an explosive time. Plus, our community is like a tight-knit village, everyone’s always helping each other out and having a blast. So come join the fun and see how fast you can spread through our server like a wildfire, but in a good way, ya know?

SSMP: A Vanilla-ish Server for the Unwhitelisted, Uncomplicated Players

admin shop, bedrock connections, Builds, claiming plugins, Discord, dupe glitch, Economy, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Shops, Players, port 63809, rare heads, Redstone, Server, smp, SSMP, Survival, tps, uncomplicated, Unwhitelisted, Vanillaish, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	4589	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Set Homes	2 /sethomes + bed
Spawn Access	Easy /spawn access
Server Infrastructure	Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare Drops	Rare head drops
Economy	Physical and active player-based economy
Gameplay Rules	Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any specific building rules?

We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.

3. How can I join the server’s events?

Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Analysis, Asia, consoles, culture, Development, Economy, Entertainment, esports, games industry, Gaming, growth, innovation, Japan, market, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, statistics, Technology, trends, Updates, video games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3879	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Tuxedo Tomahawk Minecraft SMP

attire, celebration, Ceremonial, clothing, Cultural, Custom, Event, fashion, formal wear, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, native american, Outfit, regalia, smp, Style, Suit, tomahawk, Traditional, tux, tuxedo, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Native American Tux! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatLover666 – Minecraft SMP

animal cruelty, animal ethics, animal experimentation, animal experimentation guidelines, Animal protection, animal research, animal rights, animal testing, animal testing regulations, animal use, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, ethical considerations, Ethics, laboratory animals, LabRatLover666, Medical research, Minecraft, morality, Research Ethics, scientific research, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where using animals for scientific research is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Need to test out a new potion on a cow? Go for it! Want to see if a chicken can survive a fall from 100 blocks high? Let’s find out together!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lab where players can conduct all sorts of crazy experiments on unsuspecting mobs. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join now and let the madness begin!

FlawCraft 3000

FlawCraft, flaws, imperfections, introspection, personal growth, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-criticism, self-critique, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-observation, self-scrutiny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5408	Magic Items Found:	4590
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server and embrace your flaws! We welcome all imperfections, whether you’re a terrible builder or constantly get lost in caves. In fact, we have a special “Flawed Players Club” where you can bond with others over your shortcomings. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves behind diamond blocks instead of eggs. So come on over and let your flaws shine in all their glory!