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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

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    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are **definitely** the best, **or perhaps the worst**, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    FeatureDescription
    Quantum CraftingItems craft themselves from the **whispers of lost souls**. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless NightmaresSleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control MinigamesPlay games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky BlasphemyEverything is a cube! **Or are you the cube?** Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming CowsFarm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the **mysteries of your own mind**!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

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  • Harvest SMP: Where even the sheep are plotting against you in a Hermitcraft-inspired world for grown-ups! Version 1.20.4

    Harvest SMP: Where even the sheep are plotting against you in a Hermitcraft-inspired world for grown-ups! Version 1.20.4

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    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are almost 3 months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.

    We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.

    We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist: We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

    To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/Je3vkwtS

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Is there an age requirement to join Harvest SMP?Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server.
    How long do seasons typically last on Harvest SMP?The goal for the current season is to have it last for as long as possible, unlike previous seasons which lasted around a year before reset.
    Are mods and resource packs mandatory to play on Harvest SMP?No, all mods and resource packs used are optional, though they enhance the gaming experience.
    How can I apply to join Harvest SMP?Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.

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  • Crafty Bros: ‘/vn/ Edition

    Crafty Bros: ‘/vn/ Edition

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the art of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride through crazy storylines and outrageous plot twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot to chat with fellow VN enthusiasts and share your favorite moments from your latest reads.

    But wait, there’s more! We offer tech support that is out of this world. Just follow our simple steps, including being in Japanese locale and Googling error messages like a pro.

    And if you’re in need of a novel with a specific element, we’ve got you covered. Our collection is so vast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey through the wildest visual novel adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief – you’re gonna need it!

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  • CraftyVibes: Where Creepers Dance and Villagers Party! #vibes

    CraftyVibes: Where Creepers Dance and Villagers Party! #vibes

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild west town on steroids!

    Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the infamous Chicken Whisperer who can communicate with poultry in 7 different languages.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that a secret underground disco party is hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a gang of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to find it and boogie down with the undead?

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • Project: Please No Ugg Boots Allowed on This Server (Ages 16+) – Modded Forge 1.20.1

    Project: Please No Ugg Boots Allowed on This Server (Ages 16+) – Modded Forge 1.20.1

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    Create Mod Minecraft Server Overview

    FeaturesDescription
    Mechanical ComponentsIntroduces gears, belts, shafts, bearings, and more for building complex machines.
    Realism and ImmersionEmphasis on intuitive automation with conveyor belts, mechanical arms, and steam engines.
    Experimentation and InnovationEncourages players to combine components for unique contraptions like farms and transportation networks.
    AccessibilitySuitable for players of all skill levels with intuitive controls and tutorials.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Create mod Minecraft server?

    A: Join the discord server at https://discord.gg/jaMAxJ4EbZ for assistance.

    Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on the Create mod server?

    A: Rules and guidelines are typically outlined in the discord server or on the server itself. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before playing.

    Q: Can I use mods other than Create on the server?

    A: It depends on the server’s rules and compatibility. Check with the server administrators for more information.

    Q: Is there a tutorial available for beginners to learn how to use Create mod?

    A: The Create mod often includes tutorials and guides within the game to help beginners get started. You can also find community resources and videos online for additional help.

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  • SMPEarth VS Hypixel

    SMPEarth VS Hypixel

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    Comparison between Hypixel and SMPEarth

    Hypixel

    FeaturesProsCons
    Game ModesWide variety of mini-gamesNarrow focus on mini-games
    CommunityLarge player basePotential for toxicity
    Server PerformanceHighly optimizedPotential lag spikes

    SMPEarth

    FeaturesProsCons
    Earth MapCustom-generated 1:3000 scale map of EarthMay have limitations in exploration
    CommunityClose-knit group of playersSmaller player base compared to Hypixel
    Server GoalsBecome the most advanced Earth serverPotential for limited gameplay options

    FAQ

    1. How many game modes does Hypixel offer?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games for players to enjoy.

    2. What is the primary goal of SMPEarth?

    SMPEarth aims to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

    3. Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SMPEarth.

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  • Crafty Science Shenanigans: Where Science and Minecraft Collide!

    Crafty Science Shenanigans: Where Science and Minecraft Collide!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a science experiment gone wrong! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to solve complex equations at the same time. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of science and Minecraft colliding in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • RespawnRUs – Where even ‘died’ is just a temporary setback!

    RespawnRUs – Where even ‘died’ is just a temporary setback!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a mysterious player known only as “The Baconator”.

    But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Gang, a group of feathered fiends who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the bacon sword for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Disco Enderman. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with the coolest mobs in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!

    GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!

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    Are you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet!

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