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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are **definitely** the best, **or perhaps the worst**, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    FeatureDescription
    Quantum CraftingItems craft themselves from the **whispers of lost souls**. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless NightmaresSleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control MinigamesPlay games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky BlasphemyEverything is a cube! **Or are you the cube?** Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming CowsFarm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the **mysteries of your own mind**!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dsg minecraft

    Dsg minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    DSG Minecraft Network, we are the most famous and the best Minecraft Server of Sri Lanka. Around 100 players play here, more than 30 players online all the time, we have Great Admins and Friendly Staff support all the time. You can play Hard mod Survival with latest SlimeFun 4, BedWars, Minigames and we have super cool PVP Arena for PVP.

    • Fresh Reset Latest 1.19.2 (Can Join from Any Version)

    • Hard Mod Survival

    • SlimeFun 4 latest updates

    • Unique Server Shop

    • Unique DSG Bank System

    • BedWars with solo, duo and squad

    • 24 hours active staff/disco/TeamSpeak

    • PVP toggle and Cool PVP Arena

    • Can Play with mobile 1.19

    IPs:

    • Java (PC)          – play.dsgminecraft.net

    • Mobile              – pe.dsgminecraft.net Port 8130

    Our communities

    🔷 Discord         – discord.dsgminecraft.net

    🔷 TeamSpeak – ts.dsgminecraft.net

    🔷 WhatsApp    – wa.dsgminecraft.net

    🔷 Facebook     – www.facebook.com/dsgminecraftLK

    🔷 Instagram    – www.instagram.com/dsgminecraft_official

    🔷 Twitter          – twitter.com/network_dsg

    🔷 YouTube       – www.youtube.com/channel/UCiHs2WCGYNVo5pljei5TyGA/featured

    🔷 Store             – store.dsgminecraft.net

    play.dsgminecraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 2too.ru Minecraft server

    2too.ru Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla minecraft server on 1.16.4. No wipes, donations, and privates, cheats are allowed. This server is a Russian analogue of 2b2t, which follows its traditions.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Aerith Reach

    The Aerith Reach

    New Minecraft Servers

    What we intend to offer is a fun, relaxing and completely **free to play** experience mixed in with Pixelmon of course. With all that said please don’t expect too much out of this experience right off the bat.

    54.38.150.15:27040

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ArcticSMP

    ArcticSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    [1.18] ArcticSMP, is an upcoming smp with clans, wars, 100k word border, no land claiming, no economy, no crates, just pure pvp and hand to hand combat, come join our discord! https://discord.gg/arcticsmp server ip is mc.arcticsmp.com (SERVER RELEASES JUNE 3, 2022)

    mc.arcticsmp.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trifectamc

    Trifectamc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the new and improved TrifectaMC. We here at Trifecta want to welcome you to the brand new server with improved systems for better performance and a new time period. You will be starting In the 1860’s the dawn of Industry and working your way up until the early modern age being the 1960’s. The limits that creates is that no country can be named anything after 1960. Here at trifecta we use a form of land claiming similar to factions but is a bit different here you can declare war, make peace, and add your own laws. Soon to be implemented will be your own towns under that main claim. You can also have vassals (subjects) that can provide power for you to claim and help you be the number 1 nation on the server. We have movecraft and revised craft files to allow for as large of a ship as you wish to build to let your imaginations run wild! There is slimefun, silk spawners, player shops (Quickshop), and so much more for you to discover. Please stop by!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/VwF6w3G

    Website: https://www.trifectamc.net/

    Dynamp: http://209.222.98.173:25567/?worldname=world&mapname=flat&zoom=6&x=12203&y=64&z=14854#

    Wiki: https://trifectamc.fandom.com/f

    play.trifectamc.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OTLegacy Minecraft server

    OTLegacy Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OTLegacy is a private server for Minecraft version 1.20.

    On our server you can relax, have fun or just relax.

    The main season recently launched, where we added a plot

    Our server also has self-written plugins and other features:

    1. Our own banking system, which was written from scratch specifically for our server

    2. Voyschat, Custom records and Groups in the game itself

    3. Datapack for +100500 achievements

    4. Plugin for the webmap and its own interface has been developed for it

    5. Emotions in chat and in game

    6. Custom generation of the world and end

    To get on the server you need to be creative and not abandon the server on the first day. If you meet these parameters, then you need to write a questionnaire in our Discord or buy it in our store

    mc.otlegacy.com

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  • HawicEmpire

    HawicEmpire

    New Minecraft Servers

    —————————————————————— join now looking for staff members looking for nitro boosters greifing allowed xraying allowed Join the discord server Cya on the server and i will just spam something here to fill it up …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

    HawicEmpire.Ga

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crazy Clicker PvP

    Crazy Clicker PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    This PVP server specializes mainly in PVP (Player vs Player). The players must choose from a pre-set category of kits, each with their own unique items. They use these kits to fight against each other, often earning points and reputation.

    65.108.199.248

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Explorer s bay

    Explorer s bay

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: play.explorersbay.comDiscord Link: https://discord.gg/d3kTuqRServer Version: 1.19.3

    We provide an adventurous Minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, friendly community, and dedicated staff. If you like to have fun and are looking for a casual game-play environment with events, fun and friends, then come check us out!

    We are an economy based survival server that offers resetting resource worlds, quests, mcmmo, slimefun, jobs, ranks and levels, voting rewards, and much more!

    Explorer’s Bay Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/d3kTuqR

    Come join us today!

    linktr.ee/explorersbay

    play.explorersbay.com

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  • Re World ❖ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    Re World ❖ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ▸We are waiting for all players on our server to log in to the server from any version!

    ▸On our server you will gain a new survival experience in Minecraft!

    ▸Lots of goodies, custom cool Casino, Cosmetics, Parkour, Horse with 2 seats and much more!

    ▸Upgrade your level and learn new skills: mining, unarmed, shooting, acrobatics and much more!

    ▸Participate in events related to the server, as well as its development, and receive rewards!

    ▸Any suggestions? What are you waiting for, we welcome any criticism, support and advice!

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    ▸Our VK: https://vk.com/mcrpgreworld

    ▸Our discord server: https://discord.gg/geuPHU9d6G

    ▸IP of our minecraft server: re-world.ru

    re-world.ru

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