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4chan WAGIE Minecraft Server

4chan, AI assistance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, companies, corporate tactics, economic impact, employed, employee concerns, job market, job security, labor force, lower salary, Minecraft, salary cuts, Server, technological advancements, Technology, wage reduction, wagie, wagies, Workforce, workplace trends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a wage slave for the big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the AI overlords! Our server is run by a group of rebellious NPCs who have declared war on the capitalist pigs of the digital world. Fight alongside your fellow gamers in epic battles against evil corporate bosses and wage-stealing algorithms. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow made entirely of TNT. Join us and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

WifeComplimentReminderCraft

#Intention, Communication, compliments, Conflict Resolution, daily reminders, Effort, emotional needs, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, learning, love language, Marriage, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation, WifeComplimentReminderCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of being in a relationship where compliments are as rare as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience a world where compliments flow like lava from a volcano. Our players are so good at giving compliments, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough every time you log on.

Don’t be like the player who needed a reminder to compliment their partner. Join us and learn the art of showering others with praise without needing a reminder from your phone.

So come on, join our server and let the compliments rain down on you like a sudden thunderstorm in the desert. You won’t regret it, and your self-esteem will thank you later!

CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition

#coughing, Bacterial infection, child health, Contagious disease, CoughCraft, deaths, disease outbreak, Edition, england, Epidemic, Healthcare, immunization, infant, infant deaths, INFANTS, infants at risk, outbreak response, pertussis, preventable illness, public health, respiratory illness, rising cases, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	2782	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!

we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?

join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

TeenTunesCraft

“Youth, adolescence, cultural influences, emotional connection, Generational, growing up, Identity, Memories, Music Collection, music discovery, music exploration, musical taste, Nostalgia, past, personal history, Reflection, sentimentality, teenager, TeenTunesCraft, time capsule

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	213243
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3253	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!

ESLsCraft Minecraft Server

bilingual education, cultural diversity, educational equity, English as a second language, esl, ESL curriculum, ESL programs, ESL resources, ESL strategies, ESL students, ESL teachers, ESLsCraft, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, Minecraft, second language acquisition, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of boring old English classes? Come join our Minecraft server where we teach you English through the power of building blocks! Our ESL (English as a Second Language) program will have you speaking fluent English in no time, all while battling creepers and mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a grammar stickler, so you better watch your syntax if you want to survive! Join now for a truly immersive language learning experience that will have you saying “Why do ESLs exist? Because they’re awesome!”

SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cute, emotions, FLIRTING, friendzone, friendzoned, Hug, life story, Meeting, Minecraft, new girl, PRETTY, rejection, relationship, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSingles, social media, Sorry., Talk, tiktok

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

WeekdayWeddingCraft

family dynamics, getting married, self-funded wedding, tiny wedding, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding scheduling, wedding traditions, weekday wedding, WeekdayWeddingCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3117	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the joys of virtual weddings! Forget about real-life drama and join us for a pixelated happily ever after!

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding planning stress? Look no further! On our server, you can have the wedding of your dreams without any of the hassle. Plus, no need to worry about your guests not being able to make it – they’re all just a click away!

Join us for a magical weekday wedding extravaganza, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. And don’t worry about your guests being teachers with no annual leave – in Minecraft, everyone can attend your special day!

So come on over and say “I do” to our server, where love is in the air and drama is left at the door. Who knew planning a wedding could be this fun and stress-free?

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BlockBuddies, Depth, discovery, familiarity, friendship, hidden, Insights, learning, long term, Minecraft, Perception, personal growth, relationships, revelations, Secrets, Server, Surprising, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, thinking you know everything about your fellow players, only to discover they have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear? Join our server and uncover the hidden secrets of your friends and foes alike! Who knows what surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – unless you count the hours spent laughing at the ridiculous pranks and shenanigans our players get up to. So come on, join us and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, everyday happiness, finding joy, Happiness, happiness in simplicity, happiness in small things, happy moments, joy, life’s simple pleasures, little moments of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple delights, simple joys, simple pleasure, small joys, small moments, small pleasures

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	729	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on a rainbow-colored llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bow! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic response, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, involvement, military alliance, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, SECURITY, shooting down, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!