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KingdomsCalling

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Overview of World of Ancaladore Minecraft Server

Worlds Description

Ancaladore Main world of the server

Morhollow Nether world

Vastoria End world

Join with: enter.kingdomscalling.com

Bedrock Port 19132

1st 10 Claims in Ancaladore FREE

Buy more land with in-game money or Kicas

Earn FREE claims through VOTING and PLAYTIME

NO Land Upkeeps

PVP ON everywhere

PVP Protection in claims (NO PROTECTION OPTIONS)

Only Nether has personal PVP Protection If choose

Unclaimed Lands reset randomly

Website: www.kingdomscalling.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/cQjxPx3j39

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Figure Collection Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, action figures, Anime, character figures, Collectibles, collection, comic books, Display, display case, Fandom, Figure, figure collection, figurines, Geek Culture, hobby, Land, Manga, memorabilia, merchandise, model figures, pop culture, Showcase, Statues, Toys

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, literally! You can ride them through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered unicorn.

And the best part? You can build a house out of actual cheese blocks! Say cheese and smile as you watch your dairy dream home come to life.

But wait, there’s more! You can even battle giant zombie chickens with laser eyes. It’s like a poultry apocalypse up in here.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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TransHeartCraft

Asexual, Bisexual, cashier, christmas, Easter, foot surgery, Halloween, Homophobe, Keychains, LGBTQ, Nonbinary, pandemic, Pansexual, pride, Pride flags, RAINBOW, Retail, Seasons, Trans, Trans-heart keychain, TransHeartCraft, Valentine’s Day, yarn

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as a Pride flag? Look no further, because our server is the rainbow-filled paradise you’ve been dreaming of!
Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world with keychains that represent all the colors of the rainbow. Whether you’re a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community or just a fan of bright colors, our server has something for everyone.

And don’t worry about encountering any homophobes here – we’ve got a special pastel American flag keychain just for them. They’ll be too busy praising America to spread hate, thanks to our sneaky keychain tactics.

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a more inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!

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BlowMyMindMC SMP

Astonishing, BlowMyMindMC, Curious, eye-opening, fact, fun fact, INTERESTING, knowledge, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, mind-expanding, Shocking.., smp, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, uncommon, unknown, UNUSUAL

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as creepers, man. And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually chicken nuggets. Yeah, you heard me right, chicken nuggets, bro.
But wait, it gets even crazier. The spawn point is actually a giant taco that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you manage to find the secret hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. I’m not even kidding, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that the PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs? Yeah, you heard me. Flying. Pigs. And if you win a match, you get a special potion that turns you into a disco ball for 24 hours.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally wacky and wild Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

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DirtBlock Jams

adult content, controversial music, controversial song, dirtblock, dirty song, explicit content, explicit language, explicit lyrics, explicit song, inappropriate lyrics, inappropriate music, Jams, NSFW music, obscene lyrics, offensive lyrics, provocative lyrics, raunchy song, risque music, uncensored lyrics, vulgar music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the dirtiest, wildest, and most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to hear the dirtiest songs while mining for diamonds, because why not add a little spice to your gameplay? Our server is so dirty, even the creepers are blushing! So come join us and experience the filthiest fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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LuckCraft: Trump’s Trade Reversal

anti-Israel, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, government decision-making., international relations, international trade, ireland, Irish government, Israel, LuckCraft, MIDDLE EAST, new government, policy reversal, Politics, Reversal, Trade, trade agreements, trade policy, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

lol come join our wacky minecraft server where we have leprechauns running around and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow! our government is so crazy they’re changing policies based on who’s in the white house! you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with lucky charms and four leaf clovers for all our players to enjoy! don’t miss out on the craic, join now!

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❗⚔️ 6mine – anarchy, spheres, talismans! ⚔️❗ server minecraft

Anarchy, Factions, Large Online, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Spheres, Survival, talismans, Telegram

Our telegram https://t.me/sixmine

6.6mine.net:19132

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United Lands

alliances, Allies, Combat, Custom Gear, Custom Items, epic wars, Fairness, Geopolitical, geopolitical intrigue, immersive gameplay, Lands, marketplace, masterwork armor, player-driven economy, Roleplay, skill trees, smp, strategy, Towny, unique items, United, vibrant towns

Welcome to United Lands Server

Feature Description

Server IP play.unitedlands.org

Discord https://discord.unitedlands.org

Dynamic World Map https://map.unitedlands.org

Join United Lands and experience a premier geopolitical Earth SMP server with immersive gameplay and exciting features!

FAQ

1. What is United Lands?

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server that offers a unique geopolitical experience with a 1:500 scale Earth map.

2. What do players do on United Lands?

Players can build and claim towns, engage in roleplay, collect custom items, progress through unique jobs, participate in player-driven economy, and join epic wars.

3. Is United Lands pay-to-win?

No, United Lands does not offer any pay-to-win advantages. The store items are purely cosmetic, and donations do not provide in-game advantages.

4. Are there any restrictions on player actions?

United Lands focuses on fair play and does not restrict player actions as long as they abide by the server rules and guidelines.

5. How can I join United Lands?

To join United Lands, simply connect to the server IP play.unitedlands.org and start your adventure today!

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Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, ACO, ai, AMD GPU, AUTOMATIC1111, Baking Before Bed, Bing, c#, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, d.., DEGenrated Art, E!, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, G.., h.., Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, Tensor, Trash, u.., VG, VT, Y$

Yo yo yo, do you like baking before bed? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures that will have you questioning reality. We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the advanced folks, and even a Forge version for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level. Plus, we’ve got FAQs, training scripts, AMD GPU info, and even some OP pasta for when you’re feeling extra degen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, and prompts galore. From LoRas to PonyXL, we’ve got it all. So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of Minecraft and beyond. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PolyCraftParty

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Empathy, exclusion, Friendship Dynamics, group events, inclusion, Jealousy, navigating relationships, open relationships, polyamorous lifestyle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, polyamory community, PolyCraftParty, relationship dynamics, social settings, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us and navigate through interwoven relationships that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face.
Meet our players, including Tom, Lucy, and Grace, who are in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a maze in the Nether. Tom and Lucy are married but also in a serious relationship with Grace. It’s like a love triangle, but with extra sides!

But wait, there’s more! Grace is not only the apple of everyone’s eye but also the favorite babysitter of our players’ kids. Will Lucy’s jealousy cause more explosions than a TNT trap?

Join us on this server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to invite Grace to group events, despite Lucy’s reservations? Will you be the hero or the villain in this polyamorous soap opera?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the love, drama, and friendship that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, so watch out for those sneaky creepers and even sneakier relationships!

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Worlds	Description
Ancaladore	Main world of the server
Morhollow	Nether world
Vastoria	End world

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.unitedlands.org
Discord	https://discord.unitedlands.org
Dynamic World Map	https://map.unitedlands.org

Overview of World of Ancaladore Minecraft Server

Welcome to United Lands Server

FAQ

1. What is United Lands?

2. What do players do on United Lands?

3. Is United Lands pay-to-win?

4. Are there any restrictions on player actions?

5. How can I join United Lands?