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RetirementCraft Minecraft Server

avoiding exploitation, avoiding financial pitfalls, avoiding scams, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Investments, lifestyle choices, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, NEET, passive income, personal finance, Retirement, retirement goals, retirement strategies, RetirementCraft, savings, Server, wealth management, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking to retire in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a professional NEET, where you can avoid wagecucking all day long. But be warned, with great retirement comes great responsibility – like fending off robbers and scammers who think you’re loaded with Minecraft diamonds. So come join our server and live out your wildest NEET dreams while defending your virtual fortune!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, wipes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	2096	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.1ixe.vanillaboxmc.ru

Pocket Realm

Community, Discord, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-p2w, pixel art, Pixelmon, Pocket Realm, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

We’re a new pixelmon server thats looking for members, and we’re slowly adding things and working on other stuff to try make this a nice little community to get away from all the tryhards (this is a non-p2w server)

discord.gg/hK8eUHN8R9

66.70.237.153:25616

AussieCraft Minecraft Server

AussieCraft, Australia, Biomes, brisbane, British foothold, Cook, Dutch, Eureka Uprising, Game Devs, gold coast, gold rush, Melbourne, migrants, Minecraft, Outback, Penal colony, Server, Settlers, Sunshine Coast, temperate, Trade Union rallies., tropical rainforests, unique continent, wildlife, Wollongong

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	196

Looking for a Minecraft server as unique as Australia itself? Look no further, mate! Our server is like the Land Down Under of the gaming world – full of interesting wildlife (no drop bears, we promise), diverse biomes (including a rare Vegemite biome), and even a virtual Gold Coast for you to explore.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own penal colony, just like the early settlers did! Or try your luck in the virtual Gold Rush, where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player on the server. And don’t worry, our Eureka Uprising event is totally optional – but who wouldn’t want to participate in a virtual rebellion for fun?

So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, and join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there. G’day, mate!

Northeast Jewcraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Hollywood, Hollywood conspiracy, Hollywood control, Hollywood industry, Hollywood power, Hollywood propaganda, Hollywood stereotypes, Jewcraft, Jewish community, Jewish control, Jewish dominance, Jewish executives, Jewish influence, Jews, media control, media manipulation, Minecraft, Northeast, Northeast influence, Northeastern Jews, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Article, Australia, children, Costs, Demographic, Economy, Essentials, finance, Future, Government, housing crisis, Minecraft, MONEY, News, policy, Population, reproductive age, Server, Social Issues, statistics, UnderCraft, young adults

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a place to escape the impending population crisis in Australia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help repopulate the virtual world with your pixelated offspring because let’s face it, who needs real children when you can have Minecraft babies?

Our server is the perfect place to forget about adulting and focus on building your dream virtual home without worrying about real-life expenses. Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you choose to live in a secluded mountain cave, but hey, we don’t judge!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where housing is affordable, basic essentials are plentiful, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world problems!

Minecraft server: The Great Block Mystery

answer, Assistance, BLOCK, cause, clarification, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, EXPLAIN, Great, happen, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexity, question.., reason, Server, solution, uncertainty, Understanding, why

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, or participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for a chance to win rare loot.

So why does all this craziness happen on our server? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

HonkaiCraft Server – StarRailGen

BOOTHILL, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Farewell Penacony, Fu Xuan, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hook, Light Cone Banners, Luka, PELA, Physical Destruction, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Sailing Towards a Second Life, Server, She Already Shut Her Eyes, StarRailGen, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can skip Robin and create your own adventure. Version 2.3 “Farewell, Penacony” is coming soon, and you won’t want to miss out on the special program release. It’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. And don’t forget about the light cone banners – Sailing Towards a Second Life and She Already Shut Her Eyes. It’s like a virtual fashion show on steroids!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a new drip marketing campaign featuring Yunli and a web event titled “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” It’s like a laser tag battle, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FunnyCraft Minecraft Server

comedic personalities, comedy, controversial opinions, divisive opinions, funny, funny people, funnycraft, hate, humor, humorists., internet culture, internet humor, internet trolls, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online hate, POL, Political satire, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the creepers have been replaced by dancing llamas wearing top hats! Our server is so hilarious that even the notorious /pol/ group wants you to hate us because we’re just too darn funny. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win a diamond sword. So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

🌝🚀 LUNARCAFT: Where the cows fly to the moon! 🐄🌕

anti cheats, ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, application, Community, Cows, dedicated server, Discord, discord server, Dynmap, Economy, Fly, hermitcraft, Lag, LUNARCAFT, Moderators, Moon, multiplayer experience, one player sleep, SEASON 2, smp, smp server, Staff Team, Vanilla Experience, whitelist process

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

LunarCraft Season 2 Overview
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server inspired by HermitCraft, with a small to medium sized community. The server offers a mostly vanilla experience with commonly used SMP plugins like one player sleep. The world was created on 4/20 this year. Player Oriented Economy Anti-Grief Protection Anti-Cheats Small, Tight-knit Playerbase Responsive Staff Team Welcoming Community Dynmap Started 4/20/2024

LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

LunarCraft is a survival SMP server inspired by HermitCraft, with a small to medium sized community. The server offers a mostly vanilla experience with commonly used SMP plugins like one player sleep. The world was created on 4/20 this year.

Player Oriented Economy
Anti-Grief Protection
Anti-Cheats
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase
Responsive Staff Team
Welcoming Community
Dynmap
Started 4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. What is LunarCraft? LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. It offers a mostly vanilla experience with a small to medium sized community. 2. How do I join LunarCraft? To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. This requires filling out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/etqvCCwh 3. What plugins does LunarCraft have? The server uses commonly used SMP plugins like one player sleep. It also has features like Anti-Grief Protection and Anti-Cheats. 4. Is the server active? Yes, LunarCraft is active but not crowded. It is run on a high-quality dedicated server to ensure a smooth multiplayer experience. 5. How can I contact staff for questions/concerns/suggestions? You can add “mutson” on Discord for any questions, concerns, or suggestions regarding the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is LunarCraft?

LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. It offers a mostly vanilla experience with a small to medium sized community.

2. How do I join LunarCraft?

To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. This requires filling out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/etqvCCwh

3. What plugins does LunarCraft have?

The server uses commonly used SMP plugins like one player sleep. It also has features like Anti-Grief Protection and Anti-Cheats.

4. Is the server active?

Yes, LunarCraft is active but not crowded. It is run on a high-quality dedicated server to ensure a smooth multiplayer experience.

5. How can I contact staff for questions/concerns/suggestions?

You can add “mutson” on Discord for any questions, concerns, or suggestions regarding the server.