New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3721
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3280
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/%eb%a9%9c%eb%a1%9c%eb%93%9c%eb%9d%bc%eb%a7%88/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6448
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Ores Mined: 6080
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6012
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Ores Mined: 8557
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchantments Applied: 269
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7825
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Chimeras Created: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5117
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2510
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8047
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3661
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7561
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

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