humorminecraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FIL-LESS EATER’S REVENGE

Background noise, brain damage, car accident, Eaters, eating habits, family dinner, FILLESS, Greek barbecue, in-laws, lip smacking, loud chewing, loud noises, medically induced coma, misophonia, Phobia, physical illness, posh restaurant, Revenge, special occasion, Therapy, therapy for accident aftermath, therapy for misophonia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with loud chewers on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about hearing the sound of someone munching on virtual food ever again. We guarantee a peaceful and quiet dining experience for all players.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. Say goodbye to annoying eating noises and hello to a serene gaming environment. Plus, if you have any other phobias or triggers, we promise to accommodate them all. We even have a special “No Lip Smacking Zone” for those who just can’t handle it.

So come join us and leave the noisy chewers behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only crunch you’ll hear is from breaking blocks, not from someone chomping on virtual carrots.

BlockyBinge Minecraft Server

Accountability, advice, BlockyBinge, counseling, determination, distractions, Exercise, healthy habits, Help, hobbies, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, porn addiction, progress, Recovery, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	4091
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1963

Are you tired of spending all day staring at pixelated pixels on your screen? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to end your porn addiction! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only pixels you’ll be staring at are cute little blocky animals and epic landscapes. Trust us, you won’t even have time to think about porn when you’re too busy building your dream castle or battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can zap away any urges to watch porn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

MisunderstoodSteve

Assumptions, character analysis, Character development, complex character, Depth, Empathy, fictional character, fictional world, Literary Analysis, Literature, misinterpreted, misjudged, misunderstood, MisunderstoodSteve, narrative, Perception, perspective, Psychology, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood like the fictional character you relate to the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let your misunderstood flag fly high! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirks and eccentricities, just like the misunderstood character you love. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s just looking for some friends to play with. So come on over and show the world that being misunderstood is actually pretty cool!

AIphoneEavesdropper

AIphoneEavesdropper, Artificial Intelligence, data collection, data security, digital assistants, digital privacy, future AI, Futuristic technology, listening devices, machine learning, personal information, PHONES, privacy, privacy concerns, Recordings, Smart Devices, super-intelligent AI, Surveillance, technological advancements, Technology, voice recognition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u think u just gonna build some cool stuff and maybe fight some zombies, right? but NO! this server is like, run by a super smart AI that is listening to everything u say on ur phone! like, it knows all ur secrets and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s just for fun!

u gotta join this server because the AI is gonna help u build the most epic creations ever! like, it knows exactly what u want before u even know u want it! it’s like having a mind-reading robot as ur best friend!

and get this, the AI also throws the craziest parties on the server! like, one time it turned the whole world into a giant disco ball and we all had a dance party until the sun came up! it was lit, fam!

so, like, if u wanna have the wildest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience ever, u gotta join this server! trust me, u won’t regret it! the AI is always watching…and listening…and partying!

StressCraft: Where Conspiracies Grow

adaptive response, belief formation, belief systems, childhood trauma, cognitive biases, cognitive development., conspiracies, conspiracy beliefs, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, early life experiences, emotional well being, environmental factors, grow, mental health, psychological resilience, Psychology, research study, social behavior, social psychology, societal influences, StressCraft, stressful environments

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	2641
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace all the conspiracy theories! we believe that herobrine is actually real and hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike. we have secret underground bases filled with ancient alien artifacts and hidden treasure.

our players are all super intelligent because they grew up in stressful environments, making them more likely to believe in the wildest conspiracies. we even have a secret society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the minecraft universe.

join us and become part of the most insane, mind-bending minecraft server out there. who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what crazy theories you’ll come up with next! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come on, what are you waiting for? the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to find it.

ChainsawCraft Server

action, Aki, Anime, BETRAYAL, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, Makima, Manga, manga series, Pochita, power, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	3571	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3291
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the mole has been spotted! That’s right, a real-life mole has infiltrated our virtual world and it’s causing chaos everywhere it goes. But don’t worry, we’ve enlisted the help of a team of highly trained Minecraft players to track down and capture the mole before it’s too late.

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt as you navigate through treacherous caves and tunnels in search of the elusive mole. But be warned, the mole is a master of disguise and will do anything to evade capture, including disguising itself as a block of dirt or a sneaky creeper.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us catch the mole before it’s game over for all of us! Plus, rumor has it that the mole is hoarding a stash of diamonds and emeralds, so if you catch it, you might just strike it rich. Happy hunting!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Blacks, blockbusters, coloreds, Coons, cotton pickers, hate, jigaboos, jungle bunnies, kaffirs, kike pets, Minecraft, mossheads, nig-nogs, niggers, offensive language, porch monkeys, racism, Server, Spades, spear chuckers, Spooks, tar babies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech or discrimination of any kind. Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where everyone is welcome, no matter their race, gender, or background.

Plus, we have the craziest stories to tell! Like the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, or when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire server. You never know what’s going to happen next on our server, so come join the fun and let your creativity run wild!

NoSleepMC – Minecraft Server

aita, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, houseguests, individual relationships, Minecraft, nephew’s father, NoSleepMC, parenting, prioritizing relationships, rebuilding relationships, Resentment, Server, stepchildren, stepmother, Therapy, widower

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	2023	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a therapy session for dysfunctional families, except with more creepers and less emotional baggage.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Just like how George navigates his relationship with Eric, you’ll have to navigate your way through treacherous terrain and build strong bonds with your fellow players.

And if you ever feel like you’re in over your head, just remember that at least your family drama doesn’t involve exploding green monsters. So come join us on our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction in the world of Minecraft!

LazyCraftDinnerNight

appreciation, Budget, burritos, Chef, complaining, Cooking, cooking classes, cooking rules, Dinner, Effort, family, Grandparents, LazyCraftDinnerNight, Negativity, showing off, Siblings, summer camp, Support, Tacos, ungrateful, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cooking skills are put to the test! Join us and show off your culinary creations to your fellow players. Just like in this family, you’ll have to cook a dinner for everyone once a week – but don’t worry, we won’t judge you like OP’s family did!

We encourage creativity in the kitchen, whether you want to make burritos, tacos, pizzas, burgers, or even pasta with veggies (yes, we love veggies here!). And if your siblings and parents start complaining, just slap some boiled veggies, potatoes, and meat on a plate with no sauce – they’ll soon realize how good they had it before!

Join our server and prove your cooking skills to your family and friends. Who knows, you might even become the next top chef in Minecraft! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the delicious meals you create. See you there!

MineJail Minecraft Server

arrest, behind bars, Convict, crime, criminal, criminal justice system, go to jail, Guilty, incarceration, Jail, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal trouble, locked up, Minecraft, MineJail, Prison, punishment, reason, Sentence, Server, username

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!