Block & Load: Masturbation Mansion

BLOCK, FANTASY, Intimacy, LOAD, MANSION, Masturbation, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-pleasure empowerment, self-pleasure exploration, self-pleasure journey, sexual attraction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Ever wondered what it would be like to be dropped into a room with everyone who has ever masturbated to you? Well, now you can find out!

But wait, there’s more! The occupancy limit is unlimited, so get ready for a wild and crazy party with all your admirers. Who knew Minecraft could bring people together in such a unique way?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises and maybe bring a friend or two to help you navigate this hilarious and outrageous situation. See you in the game!

MashCraftPotatoLand

diet, dietary habits, digestion, digestion facts, digestion process, Digestive health, digestive system, eating habits, Food, food digestion, funny, gastrointestinal system, humor, MashCraftPotatoLand, mashed, Mashed potatoes, nutrition, potato dishes, Potatoes, stomach, stomach function

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7

join this epic minecraft server where your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. yes, you heard right. imagine mining for diamonds while your stomach is convinced you’re eating mashed potatoes. it’s a wild ride, folks. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them. who needs regular old pork chops when you can have golden carrots, amirite? so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Welcome to CubeCad-ia SMP, where your wildest cubed dreams come true! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! 🌿

BUILD, challenge quests, cherry biomes, CREEPERS, CubeCadia, Cubed, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, daily bosses, Daily Quests, dreams, Explore, fishing tournaments, friendly community, growth stations, holiday quests, job skill trees, Jobs, level up, luxurious items, PC, PlayStation, Playtime Rewards, pocket edition, rewards systems, shopping district, smp, sneaky, sniffer pets, special crops, special loot, streak rewards, Switch, True, ultimate Minecraft experience, Unique Features, watch, WILDEST, Xbox

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

CubeCadia <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/guardian-craft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to CubeCadia Minecraft Server!

Server supports 1.20.6! Find cherry biomes, have sniffer pets, and so much more!

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

🏰 Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
💰 Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
👑Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items! Check them out!
🎣 Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
🌾 Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
⛏️ Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
💎 Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
😈 Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
🎯 Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
👷‍♂️ Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
🎮 Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

Links

Trailer: Watch Now
Discord: Join Now

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with my friends?

Yes, CubeCadia supports cross-play so you can play with your friends on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation!

2. Are there any special features on CubeCadia?

Yes, CubeCadia offers unique features such as custom dungeons, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, and much more!

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “play.cubecadia.net” and the Bedrock Port “19132” in your Minecraft client.

4. Is CubeCadia suitable for all ages?

Yes, CubeCadia is a family-friendly server with a friendly community of players.

IllusionCraft Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, BIAS, colorism, cultural norms, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Identity, ILLUSION, IllusionCraft, Melanin, Minecraft, Perception, Pigment, Race, Server, Shades, skin color, social construct, societal standards, spectrum, Stereotypes, visual perception

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone has their own unique skin tone! From neon green to hot pink, you’ll never see a dull character again. Join us and stand out from the crowd in the most colorful way possible!

ElvenCraft Minecraft Server

classic fantasy, corrupted elves, dark fantasy, ElvenCraft, Elves, epic fantasy, FANTASY, fantasy literature, fantasy origins, fantasy races, fantasy storytelling, fantasy world building, high fantasy, iconic fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, Lotr, middle earth, Minecraft, mythical creatures, orcs, Server, Tolkien

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	1099
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the Lord of the Rings? Well look no further, because on our server, we have orcs that were once corrupted elves! That’s right, forget about random unrelated species, we’ve got a whole backstory for our orcs that will blow your mind.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the orc-elf connection. Fight epic battles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even discover the lost city of Elforcia, where the first orc was born from the ashes of a fallen elf.

So why settle for boring old fantasy when you can join a server that takes things to a whole new level? Join us today and experience the magic of orcs that were once elves – only on our Minecraft server!

BlockBuddiesMC

abusive household, abusive upbringing, BlockBuddiesMC, Boundaries, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, no contact, personal values, racial slur, racism, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sister betrayal, sister drama, standing up for spouse, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5068	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	116

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and fajitas are always on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and spicy encounters.

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental relatives who can’t handle a little diversity in your life? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their race or background. Build your dream world with your Mexican husband by your side, cooking up delicious fajitas for dinner every night.

But beware, there may be some unexpected guests who try to stir up trouble with their outdated views. Kick them to the curb and block them like a creeper trying to blow up your hard work. Show them who’s boss in this virtual world where you make the rules.

So, why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like a sister who finally learns to keep her racist comments to herself. Let’s craft some memories together and leave the drama behind.

Respawned & Regretting It

Consciousness, emotional, enlightenment, fear, gratefulness, Gratitude, introspection, last thoughts, Life after death., Memories, near death experiences, Peace, perspective, Reality, Reflection, regretting, Respawned, second chance, spirituality, surreal, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever had a near-death experience and wondered what the “last” thing you thought was? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to find out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping moments.

Our server is so intense that even the Grim Reaper himself plays on it in his spare time. Legend has it that he once got so caught up in a PvP battle that he forgot to reap a soul for three whole days!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper-shaped cocktails.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), look no further. Join us now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits!

SeaCraft Clash Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific conflict, Chinese vessel, clash, collision, Diplomatic tension, disputed waters, foreign relations, international incident, maritime accident, maritime clash, maritime collision, maritime collision investigation, maritime safety, military conflict, Minecraft, naval collision, naval confrontation, naval incident, Philippine ship, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Philippine ships and Chinese vessels collidin’ in the South China Sea! It’s like a battle royale on water but in Minecraft form, yo! Sail your ship, fight the other players, and claim dat sea for yourself! Plus, we got dolphins wearin’ pirate hats and squids with laser beams shootin’ out their eyes! It’s a wild ride, bro! So come on and join the madness, cuz you ain’t gonna find another server like dis one!

NATOcraft: Spend & Defend!

Allies, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, defense budget, defense spending, european union, global affairs, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, spend, Target, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL GUYSSSS, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got a record number of NATO allies hittin’ dat defense spending target, like WOAH. u know why? cuz we got a war goin’ on in Ukraine and we need all da help we can get, even from blocky characters like u. come on in and help us build some epic defenses to protect our virtual land from evil mobs and griefers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted goodies. join now or miss out on all da fun, broooooo. #minecraft4life #NATOstrong #warriorsunite

MidlifeCraft

acceptance, aging, Awareness, coming to terms, existential crisis, fleeting moments, inevitability, introspection, introspective journey, Life, mid-point, MidlifeCraft, mortality, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-realization, time passing, uncertainty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	147	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	6101
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our server and experience the ultimate mid-life crisis in Minecraft!

Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken of Doom, who lays explosive eggs that can blow up anything in its path.

Build your dream castle only to have it attacked by an army of flying pigs armed with laser beams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant rainbow-colored unicorn.

So come join us and embrace the chaos, because who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server like ours!

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