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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to Le 56% face Minecraft server, where the pixels are popping and the creepers are dropping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. Their first wish was for unlimited diamonds, their second wish was for a pet dragon that could fly them to the moon, and their third wish was for a never-ending buffet of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all – on Le 56% face server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every new player gets a free llama named Larry to accompany them on their adventures. Larry is a great dancer, by the way.

So come join us at Le 56% face Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Choose Your Own Adventure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in a world where you can create your own adventure, but be warned – things can get wacky real quick.

In our server, you can choose from a wide range of CYOAs that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to be a ninja in Minecraft? Done. Want to have a pet dragon that shoots lasers? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to some of the most epic battles and craziest storylines you’ll ever experience. From fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot to teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a giant spider, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to fate and see where the madness takes you. Nin Nin Nin Edition!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, mommas, moving out, new living arrangements, parenting, personal growth, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, single mother, support systems, university life, work-life balance

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a new place to live? Tired of being treated like a personal chef and maid in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of your demanding family!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to pay rent, buy your own food, or deal with annoying siblings. On our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by a single mother and her adorable daughter who will treat you like royalty.

Become the ultimate babysitter extraordinaire as you take care of a well-raised 7-year-old while her mom is at work. Enjoy leisurely walks to school, fun trips to the park, and even help out with cooking – all without spending a dime!

Say goodbye to the days of being called a self-centred asshole by your own family. Join our server and live your best life without the drama. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in Minecraft? Join now and never look back!

HubbysBdayBounce

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where uninvited guests won’t crash your party and steal your stuff! Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (not uninvited guests). Explore our world and build to your heart’s content without the fear of entitled strangers ruining your fun. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to recreate it in pixel form, then go ahead and build a drama-filled mansion!

LockScreenLoots – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2874	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Want to learn their moves and join in on the fun? Then hop on over and join us today!

And as for your phone lock screen, well, if it’s not a screenshot of your most epic Minecraft creation, then you’re missing out! Show off your skills and impress your friends with your pixelated prowess. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyWishList

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for epic quests, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyVenezuelaFun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

🌟🌟🌟 HEY GAMERS 🌟🌟🌟

🔥🔥🔥 LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE CHAOTIC THAN VENEZUELA’S ELECTION RESULTS? 🔥🔥🔥

🚨🚨🚨 JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A PRESIDENTIAL SHOWDOWN 🚨🚨🚨

🎉🎉🎉 WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF TNT 🎉🎉🎉

🤪🤪🤪 OUR OPPOSITION CANDIDATE, EDMUNDO GONZÁLEZ, CLAIMED VICTORY AND NOW IT’S A BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT WHO DECLARED MADURO THE WINNER 🤪🤪🤪

🚓🚓🚓 WIDESPREAD ARRESTS, LACK OF TRANSPARENCY, AND AID WORKER DISAPPEARANCES – OUR SERVER HAS IT ALL! 🚓🚓🚓

💥💥💥 JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! 💥💥💥

🔗🔗🔗 PROOF: https://i.imgur.com/InwONPL.jpeg 🔗🔗🔗

🎮🎮🎮 WHO’S READY TO GAME LIKE NEVER BEFORE? 🎮🎮🎮

🚀🚀🚀 LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND CAUSE CHAOS TOGETHER! 🚀🚀🚀

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Piggy Remote Ops: Swiss Surgeons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, liek, imagine if u cud operate on pigs from, liek, across the world with a video game controller? well, dis server is liek dat but with minecraft! u can join and perform surgeries on pigs in faraway lands, all from the comfort of ur own blocky world. join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and virtual surgeries that will blow ur mind! who knew saving pigs could be so fun and wacky? come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure today!

What is the IP for Mr. Hand Pay Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Mr. Hand Pay is a successful entrepreneur and business leader known for his innovative ideas and dedication to excellence. With years of experience in the industry, he has built a reputation for delivering high-quality services and products. He is passionate about helping others succeed and is committed to making a positive impact in the business world. Through his hard work and determination, Mr. Hand Pay continues to be a respected figure in the business community.

What Minecraft servers are comparable to Survivalandia ?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608
Mines Excavated:	4811	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Kingdoms.gg: This server offers a unique kingdom-based gameplay experience, where players can join factions and compete against each other for dominance. With custom plugins and a thriving community, Kingdoms.gg provides an immersive and competitive environment similar to Survivalandia.
CubeCraft Games: Known for its wide variety of mini-games and PvP events, CubeCraft Games is a popular Minecraft server that draws in players with its exciting gameplay and engaging community. With regular tournaments and events, CubeCraft Games offers a dynamic experience akin to Survivalandia.
Hypixel: As one of the largest and most well-known Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games, PvP modes, and custom features that cater to all types of players. With a bustling player base and regular updates, Hypixel provides an exhilarating and immersive experience that rivals Survivalandia.
Mineplex: With a focus on mini-games, Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server that offers a wide range of challenges and activities for players to enjoy. From competitive PvP modes to casual party games, Mineplex provides a fun and engaging experience that is reminiscent of the excitement found in Survivalandia.
The Hive: Specializing in unique mini-games and custom game modes, The Hive is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers a variety of challenges and adventures for players to explore. With regular events and a welcoming community, The Hive delivers an exciting and entertaining experience similar to what players can find in Survivalandia.

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