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humorless individuals Minecraft Servers

  • ”LameCraft Server”

    ”LameCraft Server”
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 738
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

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    Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

    We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • One Of Us SMP – Origins + Magic

    One Of Us SMP – Origins + Magic
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7891
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Crops Grown: 4209 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

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    One Of Us Minecraft Server

    Description One Of Us SMP is a community-driven Minecraft server focused on fostering friendships and fun hangouts. The server offers a modded Minecraft experience with a touch of magic using various mods.
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    Main Mods

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the One Of Us Minecraft Server?

    To join the server, you will need to visit the Discord server and follow the instructions provided for whitelisting and obtaining the necessary mods.

    What are the general server rules?

    • A space for many languages: English is the main language, but other languages are welcome. Dedicated channels can be created for different languages.
    • Prank hard, but clean-up harder (Minecraft-specific): Pranks are allowed in good faith, but must not be malicious. Cleanup is necessary afterwards.
    • Respect other people’s possessions and builds: Griefing, stealing, and destruction without consent are not allowed.
    • No inappropriate buildings: Offensive or inappropriate content is not permitted.
    • No slurs, no excessive swearing: Respectful language is required, and excessive swearing is discouraged.
    • No spamming or advertising: Spamming can result in a temporary mute.
    • No inappropriate messages or media: NSFW content is prohibited.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Echoes 1.20.1

    Eternal Echoes 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2015
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, if you wanna forget about your traumatic past, come join our Minecraft server! We got pixelated pigs that will make you forget all about your problems. Plus, our virtual world is so lit, you’ll be too busy building epic castles to even remember why you were traumatized in the first place. Trust me, you won’t even have time to think about your past when you’re too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers. So come on, join us and leave that trauma in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExHospitalVisits

    ExHospitalVisits
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this 25F who visited her high school ex in the hospital!

    We promise insane fights, unexpected disappearances, and accusations of cheating just for visiting a friend in need. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

    So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated argument with your partner over visiting an ex in the hospital too. It’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of cheating for showing compassion. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditLearnsMC SMP

    RedditLearnsMC SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6089
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

    So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

    ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5844
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3637
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

    but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

    so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

    Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3481
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

    so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

    BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7323
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

    we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

    we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2b2e

    2b2e
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7354
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Votes: 3552 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name 2b2e.org
    Features
    IP 2b2e.org
    Port 19132

    FAQs

    1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

    Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

    2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

    Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

    3. How long has the server been running?

    The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

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  • Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

    Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7762
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Potions Brewed: 110 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

    You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

    And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

    So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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