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Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	274	Ores Mined:	2046
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Peel My Potato Minecraft Server

Chef, Cooking, Culinary, Dinner, final move, Food, Gastronomy, kitchen, kitchen utensil, Last, Meal, Minecraft, Peel, peeled, peeling, Potato, Preparation, recipe, Server, side dish, soon, Vegetable, vegetable dish

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you ready to witness the epic battle of the last potato on our server? Join us and see if he will be mashed, fried, or turned into a delicious potato salad! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground potato cult that worships the almighty spud. Will you join their ranks and become a potato prophet? Or will you fight against them and claim the title of Potato Slayer? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server where potatoes reign supreme!

Real Niggi Drid’s Cotton Club Minecraft SMP

business decisions, club, club management, club ownership, club transformation, controversial decisions, controversial moves, Cotton, cotton plantation, Decision making, Drids, florentino perez, football business, football clubs, football history, historical context, Minecraft, Niggi, racism in sports, real, real madrid, smp, sports controversies, sports ethics, sports industry, sports management

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve taken the concept of a football club and turned it into a cotton plantation! Join us as we embark on the wild journey of turning Flojentino Perez’s crazy idea into a reality.

Picture this: instead of scoring goals, you’ll be harvesting cotton and trading it with other players for rare items. Who needs a soccer ball when you have a bale of cotton to kick around?

But watch out, because there are rumors of zombie football players roaming the fields, looking to steal your precious cotton crops. Will you be able to defend your plantation and become the ultimate cotton tycoon?

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the world of Real Niggidrid: The Cotton Plantation Edition!

AshFall

Adventure, betterminecraft4, building, Community, Crafting, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, Forge, Gaming, mega.nz, Modded, modpacks, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	1038
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

This is a new smp with the betterminecraft4 mod pack https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4 then add these mods to your mods folder: https://mega.nz/folder/KWYyAY6S#seWSiaqIj65hYxGqz6VnRg

ASHFALL.SHOCK.GG

198.244.225.82:27987

ReviveRealm

balance, base building, Combat, enthusiasts, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, gameplay, landscapes, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Relaxation, ReviveRealm, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ores Mined:	3898	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to ReviveRealm, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a balance between excitement and relaxation. Our server is designed for players who love the freedom of survival gameplay, whether you’re building your dream base, exploring vast landscapes, or engaging in thrilling combat.

play.reviverealm.net:2293

MagicCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AI Vocaroos, Blender models, books, character homework sheets, cytube, emulators, Fan games, FANFICS, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Legacy, hogwarts legacy mods, Hogwarts Mystery, Hogwarts Mystery News, Magic Awakened, Magic Awakened Club, MagicCraft, Minecraft, MODERN, movie night, movies, Quidditch Champions, Server, Student Profiles, Writing References

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride through the Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, where you can unleash your inner wizard and cast spells like never before.

Our /vg/ Hogwarts Legacy Movie Night Cytube is where the real party starts – grab your broomstick and get ready for a movie marathon like no other. But that’s not all, we’ve got student profiles, writing references, character homework sheets, and even Quidditch Champions news to keep you entertained.

Looking to dive into Magic Awakened? We’ve got all the club info, news, tips, and even emulators to take your magical journey to the next level. And don’t forget about Hogwarts Legacy – with mods, AI Vocaroos, and optimizations galore, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Hogwarts Mystery fans, we’ve got you covered with news, art, fanfics, Blender models, and yes, even emulators. And if you’re into fan games, we’ve got a whole list of Harry Potter fan games for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the magic begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – just watch out for those mischievous pixies, they love causing trouble around here.

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

Anti-FUD, bearableguy123, bifrost, binance, Bitrue, Brad Garlinghouse, COINBASE, Crossmark, D’CENT., FUD Bingo, Gem Wallet, general, JoelKatz, Kraken, kucoin, Ledger, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, ripple, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, Schizo General, Schizo Ramblings, smp, SMQKEDQG, uphold, WietseWind, Xaman, xrp, XRP Richlist, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TreacheryMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, survival factions skyblock prison creative minigames PvP economy roleplay adventure hardcore vanilla modded RPG parkour building community events shop quests

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

TreacheryMC Is a brand new network that plans on releasing multiple gamemodes. Come join us today and give it a try!

198.50.159.86:25574

GTNH 2025

backups, dedicated server, Discord, FTB, gregtech new horizons, gtnh, gtnh-2025, minecraft server, Mod Pack, power backup, PvE, RAM, SSD, Tekkit, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

– https://discord.com/invite/kBTabCX – Join the #gtnh-2025 Channel and check the Pinned message on how to request access. – Our Server is a Dedicated 13,900K with 128 Gigs of ram and 8TGB of NVME Gen 4 SSD with Backups and Power Backup

GregTech New Horizons Mod Pack

mc.stonelegion.com

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

206957452, 50, fishtank, fishtank live, FTL, Live, Minecraft, nothing’s happening, PreSeason, S4, Season, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.