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Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Bat Cave Minecraft Server

abandoned castle, Adventure, Bat, Batman, caped crusader, cave, comic book hero, dark knight, folklore, fortress, Hidden Gem, iyc, legend, Minecraft, Mysterious, Myth, Real Life Superhero, secret hideout, Serbia, Server, SuperHero, urban legend, urban-exploration, Vigilante

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7140	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a real-life Batman living in an abandoned castle in Serbia! That’s right, you can team up with the Dark Knight himself to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that the castle is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be explored. So come join us for the adventure of a lifetime and see if you have what it takes to be a hero in our crazy world!

Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

Affection, Caring, Caseys, comfort, comforting hug, compassion, compassionate hug, consoling, Embrace, Emotional support, Friendly, Gesture, Hug, human touch, Kindness, loving hug, Minecraft, Ms Casey, physical contact, Request, smp, supportive, warm embrace

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3524	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

RoomieRageCraft

apartment living, cleanliness, dog neglect, messy roommate, pet care, pet ownership, RoomieRageCraft, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate eviction, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate pet care, roommate pet issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3751	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	163
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

bored, Crafty30, home, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Animals Bred:	84	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Love Letters Sent:	13

Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Potions Brewed:	134
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.