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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

aged vocabulary, ancient idioms, antique language, archaic terms, colloquialisms, dated idioms, forgotten words, historical expressions, Language, lols, obscure expression, old-fashioned language, olde, oldest expression, outmoded expressions, peculiar sayings, rare phrases, Server, traditional phrases, uncommon sayings, unique phrases, unusual language, vintage sayings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ParentPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., achievement, aspirations, children, dreams, encouragement, family, goals, inspiration, Kids, love, parenting, ParentPrideCraft, parents, pride, relationships, role models, self esteem, success, Support, validation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named Bessie who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever holds the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing llamas at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of feathered fiends who control the black market for enchanted golden carrots. Join forces with them and you’ll have access to rare items and secret hideouts where you can plot world domination.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, wackiest Minecraft server in the universe! Your parents may not understand, but your fellow players will be in awe of your mad skills and epic adventures. Let’s do this, gamers!

OldSchoolMC

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

A fantasy world full of magic and adventure. Custom mobs and items are available in the server. We also take commissions for weapons and armor.

188.93.139.124

HybridCPVP

Cross-Play, daily updates, Experience, Fun, Giveaways, HybridCPVP, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Survival, Upgrades

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4596
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	3587
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Come play HybridCPVP like its your first time playing minecraft. Yall need a to have fun? join, we do daily updates, giveaways and daily upgrades to make sure players have the best experience while playing.

HybridCPVP.xyz:25671

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, Donations, griefer, join now, Minecraft, Pirate, Players, Priorities, Private, PvP, responsible team, risecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	458220	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

play.risecraft.ru

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCreeperz, foreign language, Frustration, language acquisition, language barrier, language development, language difficulties, language fluency, language improvement, language learning, language practice, language skills, linguistics, memorization, Minecraft, missing words, Practice, Repetition, Russian language, Server, study habits, vocabulary

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even have gravity! That’s right, you can build your house floating in the sky like a boss. Who needs solid ground when you can live in the clouds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the bling you’ll have with a whole flock of these bad boys!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, our server is also home to the elusive Disco Creeper. This creeper loves to boogie down and will drop a sick beat before exploding in a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party every time you encounter one!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). Who needs gravity when you have all this craziness to look forward to?

Shorin’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

ancient prophecy, Behold, brave heroes, captivating story, dark forces, enchanting world, epic adventure, fantastical creatures, FANTASY, heroic quest, Hidden Secrets, legendary beings, magical creatures, Minecraft, mysterious realms, mystical journey, mythical beings, otherworldly realms, PIXEL, Playground, powerful magic, Server, Shorin Penrosella, Shorins, spellbinding tale., Supernatural powers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Shorin Penrosella! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

2. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! On Shorin Penrosella, dragons are not only rideable but also have a knack for telling hilarious jokes. Who knew dragons had such a great sense of humor?

3. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of poultry supremacy!

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our exclusive parkour course that takes you through a maze of exploding sheep and lava-filled pits. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end – and earn the coveted title of Parkour Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join Shorin Penrosella today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockCam Minecraft Server

BLINDS, BlockCam, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, Dogs, friendship, house sitting, housesitting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pet sitting, privacy, resolution, security camera, Server, stay at home mom, Surveillance, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	New Chunks Explored:	103330
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re a stay at home mom, watching your friend’s dogs while they’re on vacation. But wait, there’s a twist! You discover a sneaky security camera in their house and now you’re caught in a whirlwind of mystery and suspense. Will you unplug the camera and risk the wrath of your friend? Or will you keep it plugged in and live on the edge?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and excitement. And remember, conflict is only fun when it’s in Minecraft!

CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.