our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!
we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.
so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?
our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!