| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4695 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5458 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9366 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 743 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1369 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4909 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5446 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7255 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2509 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6334 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1180 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8197 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 63 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Emeralds Found: | 2794 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6179 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5938 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Votes: | 5643 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
